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    Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:

    Question: Please tell us about yourself?
    Answer: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.

    Question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
    Answer: Asking stupid questions to candidates.


    Question: What are your expectatios?
    Answer: A Salary.

    Question: What challenges you faced in your earlier job?
    Answer: Staying awake after lunch.

    Question: Why do you want to join our company?
    Answer: Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home.

    Question: What attracts you to our company?
    Answer: The receptionist.

    Question: Which big mistake you did in the previous company?
    Answer: Got caught with MD's wife.

    Question: Why you left previous job?
    Answer: Previous company shifted office and didn't inform me the new address.

    Question: Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month?
    Answer: Yes, just don't ask me where I had gone...
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    His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long...
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  • When Shit Happens Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you`ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...
  • Stop That! A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse...
  • Rajinikanth vs Kattappa Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.
    Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaakar Uski Roshni Mein Padta Tha.
    Kattappa: Mere Gaaon Mein Toh Light Bhin Nahin Thi Aur Hamaare Paas Agarbatti...
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