| Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them. a bitch than the average bitch. Dudevorce : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl. Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events. Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned. Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes. Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them. Textpectation : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message. Carcolepsy : The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and buses. Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. Wexting: Texting while walking. Selfiecide: The death of a person which occurs while taking selfies. Deja Poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you! |