| A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd: Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.... " |