You Wouldn't Circumcise a Bear

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    A rabbi, priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual life. One day, the priest makes a bet with the other guys that he could convert a bear in the woods over to his religion.

    The others nod and say, "Yeah, I'll bet we could do it quicker than you could!"

    So they all agree that the next time they meet, they'll share stories about how they were able to convert a bear.

    They all end up in the hospital, but the priest is in the best shape of all of them. They decide to meet in the rabbi's room.

    The priest has his arm in a sling and says, "Yeah, it was tough at first, but I was able to dash it with some holy water. The next thing I know, it started saying Hail Mary. He's coming to mass this Sunday."

    The other two clergymen nod in approval, and the preacher goes next. The preacher is in pretty bad shape. He's in a wheel chair, and he has a concussion, a broken leg, and a broken arm.

    He says "Well, when I finally happened upon it, I wrestled that thing to the ground and started beating its head with a Bible. So he lunges at me and we tumble down this hill into the river where I dunked him seven times. Finally, he came to the faith. He'll be coming to church next Sunday."

    Both men turn to the rabbi to hear his story. The rabbi looks like he got the worst of it. He's in a body cast and there's no way he's getting out of bed any time soon.

    He looks at both men and says, "Well, I probably should've started with something different than circumcision....
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