The Cardiologist's Funeral

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    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

    A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. There wasn't a dry eye in the audience.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

    When confronted later, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist." Listening to this a Colo-Rectal surgeon fainted.
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