| A Man & his Wife were arguing about who was better.... males or females.... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could ! The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted... so they went behind their garage... where the wife proceed to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man broke into hysterics when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall. Next the man unzipped his fly... pulled out his "manhood" and just before he started his wife screamed, "Wait Honey..... No Hands !!!" |