Cheez Ek Naam Anek

  •  
    Pappu Gaon Ke Primary School Me Padta Tha.

    Ek Din Wahaan Par Education Board Se Checking Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya. Usne Sabhi Bachchon Ka Test Lene Ke Liye Ek Sawaal Puchha. Inspector: Bachchon, Koi Aisi Cheez Batao Jiske Anek Naam Ho?

    Pappu Ne Turant Apna Haath Khadaa Kar Diya.

    School Ke Head Master Ne Apna Maatha Peet Liya, Kyunki Wo Jaantaa Tha Ki Ye Pappu Haraami Hai Iskaa Jawaab Bhi Haraami Hi Hoga.

    Inspector: Haan, Batao Beta.

    Pappu: Uskaa Naam Hai Baal (Hair)

    Inspector Hairani Se: Beta Wo Kaisi, Iske Anek Naam Kahaan Hote Hain?

    Pappu: Sir, Main Samjhata Hun. Sar Pe Hote Hain Toh Unhe Julfein Kahte Hain, Aankho Ke Ke Upar Hoote Hain Toh Unhe Bhon Kahte Hain, Chhatee Pe Hote Hain Toh Unhe Royenh Kahte Hain, Aur Neeche Waale Baalon Ko Hum Jhaant Kahte Hain.
    Hinglish   
Prev

Stunt Pilot!

 Prev

Pissing Contest

Pissing Contest

More Adult and Non Veg Jokes

  • Stud Service Charges A farmer drove to a neighbor`s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
    "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
    "No, they went to town."
    "How about your brother...
  • Taste of Semen The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand.
    "Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
    "Correct," responded the professor...
  • Freezing Cold Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours, but didn`t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka...
  • Johnny Strikes Again! Teacher: Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class...
  • The Purple Parrot A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat...
ADVERTISEMENT
Adult and Non Veg Jokes Categories
ADVERTISEMENT