| A woman walks into a supermarket and on her way 'round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening. She had gone home with him, shortly after they had met in a pub. The young man is stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves. "You lying sod!" she yells, "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No," he says.... "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team." |