| A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins. Man: Father, I've sinned. I went to my Teacher's house, but he wasn't there, and his wife wasn't there, so I talked to his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex with her. Priest: Well, it's a first offence, so I'll go easy. A donation of five dollars, and ten Hail Mary's will earn you forgiveness. Then next day, the man goes back to his priest. Man: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I went back to my Teacher's, but he wasn't there, and his daughter wasn't there, so I talked to his wife for five minutes, then I had sex with her. Priest: That's twice. You'd better not do it again. A donation of twenty dollars, and forty Hail Mary's and I'll forgive you. But I'd better not see you again for a while. The day after that, the man goes back to his priest. Priest: You again? I thought I said I didn't want to see you for a while. Man: But, father, I went to my Teacher's again today. He wasn't there, his wife wasn't there, and his daughter wasn't there. So, I thought I'd come and talk to you for five minutes." |