Swedish Sisters

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    Swedish........or Sweetdishes....you figure it out!

    Two Swedish sisters go into a photo studio to get their picture taken.

    Not being very educated, they question each other on what the photographer is doing.

    When he darkens the room and starts to go under the black cloth, one sister turns to the other and asks... "Vots he goink to do?"

    Her sister answers, "He's goink to focus!"

    The second cries, "Bot of us?"
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