| How marriage works in India ? A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. Husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out in town and party and drink with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I am going out and will be back soon." "Where are you going honey bunch?" asked wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." Wife said, "You want a beer, my love? She went and opened the door of the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries - Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. Husband didn't know what to do, the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop but at the bar you know they have frozen glasses." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. Husband, looking bit pale, said, "Yesss... Tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those reshmi kababs, that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise.. Okkk?" "You want reshmi kababs poochie pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different types of ready to eat kababs, chicken wings, cutlet, mushroom caps, etc. "But my sweet honey.... at the barrr... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "Teri Maan Ki... you want dirty words, you bastard??? Bhenchod, drink your fucking beer in your damn frozen mug... eat your shitty snacks you Madarchod... and Bhosdi Ke Ab Teri Shaadi Ho Gayi Hai, Isliye Tum Kahin Nahin Jaa Rahe Ho...!!! Samajh Aaya Bhen Ke Laude Ya Dun Pichwaade Mein Ek Laat?" So he stayed home. And, they lived happily everafter. |