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    Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy's wife and told her about it.

    "I know what we will do", she said, "Let's take revenge on him."

    So together they went to a motel and had revenge.

    After 10 minutes, she said, "Let's have more revenge," and they took revenge again.

    After 5 times, Tommy was lying spent, and she said, "Let's take revenge again."

    Tommy said, "Let's forgive them..... I have no more HARD feelings left !!!"
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