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Biggest lies ever told in India.
Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Just work for 2 years in XI and XII. If you get in a good medical college/IITs/NITs/Law schools/DU etc., your life is set.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Start preparing for your PG/MBA/USMLE/UPSC/GRE/GMAT/GATE etc. otherwise your friend will get the job and you'll be left behind in the race. Once you're settled.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
You're settled now and the only logical step is to get married. If you don't get married before 30, you'll be considered 'old' and your marriage prospects will diminish.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Since now you have kids, you need to earn more and work extra to secure their future. Once their future is secured, Your entire life is left for you to pursue your passions.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Now your kid is in class X and you start with the lies, all over again, thus completing the circle of life.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER is a lie. ENJOY NOW... RESPONSIBLY.
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