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    Little billy was watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?"

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    Billy just sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement.

    His dad asks, "So, what you been watching billy?"

    Billy replies, "Wimbledon!"
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