Kutta Mar Gaya!

  •  
    Ek Baar Ek Neta Ji Gaanv Mein Sabha Karne Ja Rahe The Lekin Gaanv Se Pehle Hi Unki Car Ke Neeche Ek Kutta Aa Gaya Aur Mar Gaya. Accident Ki Wajah Se Bhi Kharab Ho Gayi Aur Wahin Band Pad Gayi.

    Neta Ji Ne Driver Ko Madad Laane Ke Liye Gaanv Mein Bheja.

    Thodi Der Baad Jab Driver Lauta To Uske Gale Mein Dher Saari Malayein Padi Thi.
    Neta Ji Ne Poochha: Tune Wahan Jaa Ke Aisa Kya Kiya Jo Tera Itna Samman Hua... Itne Haar Tere Gale MeEin Daal Diye Logon Ne???

    Driver: Janaab, Maine Toh Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Ki Neta Ji Ki Car Ka Accident Ho Gaua Hai..... Aur Kutta Mar Gaya....
    Hinglish   
Prev

Engineer vs Surgeon

 Prev

The Gold Urinal

The Gold Urinal

More Jokes

  • Hiring Lingo Competitive Salary - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
    Join Our Fast-Paced Company - We have no time to train you.
    Casual Work Atmosphere...
  • Noise Abatement! An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure.
    The weather in New York finally...
  • The Wire Brush Treatment An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What`s your problem, Soldier?"
    "Chronic syphilis, Sir."
    "What treatment are you getting?
    Five minutes with the wire brush...
  • Helping Hand A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today...
  • Door-to-Door Campaign Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighbourhood and finally arrived at Mrs. Smith`s house. She was not happy to see them. She greeted them with an attitude that made it clear she had no time to waste...
ADVERTISEMENT
Jokes Categories
ADVERTISEMENT