| Watching Football With Wife is Really Stressful: Wife: Honey Which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United. Wife: Oooh wonderful! I Love Arsenal. Husband: That's a good team. Wife: Is Ronaldo playing? Husband: He doesn't play for any of these teams. Wife: Okay sweeety. Is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] No he is Chamberlain. Wife: Okay but they look the same. What's that yellow card for? Husband: It's a Warning to the Player. After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [celebrates in high mood] Is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] No it's Rooney for Manchester United...!! Wife: [furious] How? it should be Arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: What is that Red card for? Husband: [bored] That means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: Then is he going to be a Coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] Aaaaaaaaa no... Wife: It's the same with Traffic Lights: Yellow= Preparning; Red=Danger. Husband: Exactly darling... Wife: What about the Green Card? Husband: Mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want Arsenal to win the World Cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: Who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach, Arsene Wenger. Wife: That means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [CHANGES THE CHANNEL] |