For the love of a wife?

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    "I am worried that I am losing my wife s love," the husband told the Counsellor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied.
    "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she s a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair.
    She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to kinky sex or says she has a headache."
    "So what is the problem?" "Maybe I am just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, but at night, when she thinks I am sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, Die! Die, you son of a bitch!
  • Ready, aim , fire....growing old..not so gracefully... Poor Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl s old Army pistol...
  • Lifestyles? The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
    'Please, you have to come right over,' pleaded the distraught mother.'My child has swallowed a contraceptive.'
    The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out
  • Going to be a mother... At the New Year`s eve party at a fashionable hotel a girl was overheard talking to her boy friend, 'Don`t get tense and worried Santa- when I told
  • Doctor, Doctor... A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it was not really ethical to screw one of his patients.
    However, a little voice in his head said 'Lots of other doctors
  • e-mail University... Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address.
    For example, Mary L.Ferguson mlfergus or fergusml.
    They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen...
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