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    A woman finally got divorced from a rather nasty and egotistical man. She then re-married someone whom she felt would treat her with more love and kindness.

    When her ex-husband happened to meet her on the street one day, he couldn't overcome his usual tendencies, and asked her sarcastically, "So, how does that new husband of yours like screwing a used pussy?"

    "He likes it just fine," she replied, "once he gets past the used part."
  • Pregnant Nun!!! A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant. Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret...
  • Corrective Surgery When Ron first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown sixty centimeters. Ron became quite concerned...
  • Sex and Parking Space 1. You should never have to wait to find one.
    2. You should be able to slide right into one.
    3. Spaces in the front are always the best.
    4. When no front spaces are available...
  • A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building. One day he slipped on the ice and broke his arm. Later he met...
  • Divine Right! Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter...
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