| A man & his wife were arguing about who was better, males or females? The argument turned into a pissing contest, literally. The wife claimed that she could piss higher up on a wall than her husband. The husband being a man and loving a challenge accepted the terms. So, they went behind their garage, where the wife proceeded to drop her pants and began to piss against the garage wall. The man started laughing when the best that she could do was only about 8 inches up the wall. Next, the man unzipped his fly and pulled out his manhood. But just when he was about to start, his wife screamed: Wait honey... No hands...!!! |