| Dad was in the field plowing when he noticed Mary run into the barn. A few seconds later Bruce runs into the barn after her. After about 20 minutes they still haven't come out of the barn, so Dad decides to see what they are doing. As he walks into the barn he see's Bruce on top of Mary and he was going to town. Dad thinks to himself that dirty bastard and picks up a shovel and whacks Bruce on the ass with it. Bruce jumps up and runs out side. Mary was still lying on the floor trying to cover up her modesty; Dad looked down at her and said, "I didn't think you had it in you Mary." "Neither did I dad," said Mary, "until you hit him on the ass with the shovel..." |