| A couple who had been married for thirty-five years were lying in a hotel bed. They were just about to go to sleep when through the walls they heard a girl's voice say, "Oh, honey, you're so strong." The husband turned to his wife and asked, "Why don't you ever say that to me?" "Because," she replied, "you're not strong any more." A few minutes later, they heard the girl's voice again, "Oh, honey, you're so romantic." The husband turned to his wife, "Why don't you ever say that to me?" "Because," she answered, "you're not romantic any more." Five minutes later, they heard the girl's voice groan: "Oh, honey, that was a wonderful orgasm. Thank you." The husband turned to his wife, "Why don't you ever tell me when you have a wonderful orgasm?" "Because," she said, "you are never around when I have them!" |