Should Kids Witness Childbirth?

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    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor.

    The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

    Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and, after a little while, baby Connor was born.
    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed girl what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, `He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.
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