Second Innings....

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    Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

    Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

    "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

    "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

    "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear."

    "Yes sir, I understand your concern and Ill try harder."

    Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, "It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?"

    The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled. He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, "They usually saluted and said, Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"
  • Debt Crisis It`s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can`t you sleep?" she asks him.
    "You know our next door neighbor, Sam. I borrowed $1000 from him, and it`s due tomorrow...
  • Time For Revenge! Bank`s ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.
    He asks the waiter: What have you got?
    Waiter: Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam...
  • Problem Solving Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there`s somebody under it. I`m scared...
  • Negotiation Tactis A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter. The old man was visibly upset....
  • Value of Documentation Once a lawyer was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from New Delhi to Mumbai! He was traveling alone! Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat down on the berth opposite to him. Lawyer was...
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