| A grocery store clerk was answering a customer's question: "No, I haven't had any for over two months." About that time, the store owner was passing by and overheard the answer: "You idiot. You're fired! I've told you time and time again that we ALWAYS have what the customer wants. NEVER say we don't have something. If it's not on the shelf, we can get it 24 hours." Then he turns to the customer and completely changes personality: "Please excuse me. We're here to help with your slightest wish. We want all our customers to be happy. Give me your name and address, and we'll deliver the item in question directly to your home tomorrow." The customer, somewhat embarrassed, gives her name and address and runs out of the store. Then the manager turns to the clerk again, "Well, idiot? Are you going to tell me what she wanted?" The clerk blushes and answers, "That is the woman who has the other apartment on my landing. She wanted to know if I still had the blisters on my pecker." |