| A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart. Doctor: Can you read the bottom line? Girl: No. Doctor: Can you read the center line? Girl: No. Doctor: Can you read the large top line? Girl: No. Doctor: Can you even see the chart? Girl: No. The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants. Can you see this? Girl: Of course! Doctor: Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed! |