The Perfect Reply

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    How do you respond to your BOSS who calls you when you are at the washroom urinal and asks, "How are you doing?"

    This is how the subordinate responded...

    I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives.
    I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon !
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