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    "Hello, help desk."

    "Yes, this is Mrs. Duffy on the sixth floor. I want to report a violation of company policy."

    "What seems to be the trouble, Mrs. Duffy?"

    "I have found some of the computers in the office here are being used to look at orgies."

    "We have filtering software on the network that prevents sites like that from being displayed."

    "Well, I just sat down at one of the computers and clicked on the bookmarks."

    "And there's a list of pornographic sites?"

    "I should say so. Quite a few."

    "They should be blocked by the filter. Did you click on them?"

    "I didn't have to. They say dot O-R-G and I've been around long enough to know what that means."
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