The Innocent Wife !

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    Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It's Friday... you're late..."

    "I'm busy with my team in an experiment."

    "Whats that?"

    "We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambient temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
    It's 4 or 5 round experiment... So I will be late."

    "Oh dear... I won't disturb you... please take your time..."

    C2H5OH (Whiskey)
    H2O (Water)
    Aqueous CO2 (Soda)
    Protein (Chicken)
    Vapours of Nicotine (Smoking)
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    The bartender says "What can I get you?"...
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