Christmas Rum Cake

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    Ok I've had enough. Too many people asking me again and again to give them the Christmas cake recipe. I'm not gonna type again, one last time!!!

    Recipe For Christmas Rum Cake Ingredients:
    1 or 2 qts. of Rum
    1 cup Butter
    1/8 tsp. Sugar
    2 Large Eggs
    1 cup Dried fruit
    baking powder
    1 tsp. Baking Soda
    Lemon Juice
    Brown Sugar
    Few Nuts
    Directions:
    1.Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.

    2.Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right! To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

    3.With an electric mixer, beat butter in large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanshile, it's important to make sure the rum is of the finest quality-try another cup.

    4.Open the second quart of rum if necessary. Add 1 arge leggs, 2 cups of fried druits and beat till high.

    5.If the druits get stuck in the beats, just pru it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again for cinscistincy.

    6.Next, sift 3 cups of salt and feffer (it really doesn't matter). Sample the wum again.

    7.Sift 1 pint of lemon goose, add 1 bablespoon of brown thugar, of whatever color tou can find. Mix well. Grease oven, turn cake pan to 350 greeds.

    8.Noe, pour the whole mess sinto the boven and ake. Check the crum again and go to bed.

    Happpy Navrose, Merry Eid, Christmas Mubarak, Holy Diwali....... next please don't ask for the Turkey Roast Recipe. Hic!! hic!!
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