| Lend me an ear, and I`ll tell ya a story... Once I had a wife--she was such a dear, Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared! Now there she sits , for hours on end... I don`t care where I`m goin`, don`t care where I`ve been. It could be two, or it could be nine... she really doesn`t care, long as she`s online. She gets outta work and rushes home, She comes in screaming at me, "Get off the phone!" Where the hell`s my hug? Where is my kiss? But she`s at the computer--that`s all she missed! Talking to buddies, checking the mail All her priorities--I`m in cyber Hell!! My stomach`s growling--it`s so unfair! No clean dishes and I`m out of underwear! Drink me a beer, stare at the walls V I`ll pick at my teeth while I`m scratching my ballsV Farting and burping all while I peeV Can you believe she`s there?? She could be with ME!! |