| A man named Bob was walking down the street when he saw his old friend Craig. Craig says, "Hello Bob." But Bob tells him not to call him Bob but to call him Lucky. "Why should I call you lucky?" says Bob. "Well I was walking down the street the other day and had just stopped on the side of the road. Then the light went green and I began to cross the road. Seconds later, a safe fell from the building directly under where the man was standing." "Wow that's pretty lucky." says Craig. So they say goodbye and walk away. Craig sees bob again next week and says, "Hi Lucky." Bob tells him not to call him Lucky but to call him Lucky Lucky. Craig asks him why and Bob says, "I was crossing the road when I tripped over and hurt my ankle. I was about to get up when I saw a car speeding down the street. I was trying to get up but it was getting closer and closer. All of a sudden the car crashed into another car that was coming from side on." "Wow that's pretty lucky" says Craig and they say goodbye and leave. Next week Bob is walking down the street and he sees Craig again. Craig says, "Hello Lucky Lucky." Bob says "Don't call me Lucky Lucky. Call me Lucky Lucky Lucky." Bob tells him that just the other day he took his girlfriend out to dinner and they were both incredibly horny so they went to a hotel and were getting it on when the chandelier fell and smashed his girlfriends cunt. Craig says, "Whats so Lucky about that?" Then Bob answers, "Well if it happened 10 seconds earlier it would have cut my head off!" |