| 1) Some women's legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading. 2) If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays. 3) Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you I miss you only when it's raining. You are not an umbrella. 4) Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain. 5) Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face. 6) It's better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill it herself. 7) Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade. 8) If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public. 9) No sex before marriage? If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day. 10) Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend. 11) Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffles me... 12) Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club. |