| My grandmother died in the 80's, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce: The long walks we used to take to the shop in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway. Her soothing hands when I would get hurt. But the thing I remember most was her sage advice: Once when I was about 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a Coke. She told me that one day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. "Always remember this," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandma?" She smiled and said gently, "Makes your dick look bigger." Grandma was special... |