| A guy gets married and for the first year he never leaves his wife alone. Every day, morning noon and night, he is at it His wife is a little pissed off about this so she goes to her mother and says, "Mom, he won't leave me alone, every day, 4-5 times a day, he's like a rabbit." Her mother tells her to go to the fishmongers and get a fish and put it up her pussy. That night the husband comes home and drags her upstairs, rips of her clothes and proceeds to make love to her. On entry he screams and pulls out. He is bleeding and covered in scratches, so for the next year he does not even look at his wife. She, beginning to feel a little randy after this long lay off, again approaches her mother and asks for advice. Her mother tells her to wait until he is in bed and then show him what he is missing. That night he is lying in bed and she strips and climbs onto the bed. She then steps over him, but just as her ass is passing his face, she farts. The guy looks up and says, "Bark you bitch, but you won't bite me again!" |