| A woman came home from her date and began to undress for bed, unaware that a peeping Tom was watching her through her window. She removed her wig and placed it upon the wig stand. She unhooked her padded bra and pitched it into the hamper. She pulled off her girdle with the padded butt and pitched that too. She removed her contact lenses, cleaned them, and stored them in their case. She pulled off her false eyelashes and stuck them to their holder. Suddenly she noticed the man peeping in at her window. "What do you want?" she screamed. He said, "You know what I want. Take it off and throw it over here." |