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    It was Valentines Day and a little old couple in their eighties were sitting on the couch watching TV. For a lark, the old man switched over to the Playboy Channel.

    They watched for a few minutes, then he looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do that?"

    "Well, we can sure try!" she answered.

    So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.

    "What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked.

    "Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!"
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