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    Isn't it amazing that our body parts reminds us how to live?

    We have 2 eyes and 1 tongue, means we need to look twice and speak once.

    We have 2 ears and 1 mouth, so we need to listen more talk less.

    We have 2 hands and 1 stomach, means work twice as much as we eat.

    We have two major brain parts, left & right, and one heart, so we can think twice, but trust only once.

    Besides we have 2 balls and 1 tool which means we should scratch more and poke less.
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