| Scene: The finish line of the famous Venice Canal swim race. A newspaper reporter is interviewing Pierre, who was favored to win the race. Reporter asks, "Pierre, you were favored to win today's Venice Canal race by a 1/4 mile; this wasn't even supposed to challenge you. Why then did you finish dead last, shocking your fans?" Pierre said, "Well, at the start I was in the lead, and taking it easy, knowing there was no one in reach of me. As I passed under the first bridge, Suzzette was standing on top of it, rubbing her hips, and looking very sexy. She was calling to me, saying, 'Pierre, I am yours when you finish therace.' This started to get me excited, my swim suit was getting uncomfortable." "The next bridge I passed under, the beautiful Rose was standing on thebridge. She had her shirt off, and was fondling her large breasts, saying, 'these are for you when you finish the race, Pierre.'" "I was now dragging in the mud. The other swimmers were now in sight, but I swam on." "The third bridge I passed under, the naked Bridget was standing on it. She was rubbing her body, and calling to me, saying, 'I am yours when you finish the race Pierre, I want you so bad.' "This was it, I was now stuck in the mud, all the other swimmers passed me, and I was sad to let down my fans. I didn't know what to do." Reporter: "But Pierre, why didn't you try the backstroke?" Pierre: "Ah, but what of the bridges?" |