| A lawyer went to a remote village and stayed at the local inn for a few days. While he was there, he had an affair with the innkeeper's young daughter. A few months later he was back at the inn again, and the young girls was pregnant! When he confronted her, she admitted that the child was his. "But why didn't you let me know?" said the lawyer, "I would have married you!" "Well," replied the inkeeper's daughter, "Daddy said that one bastard in the family is quite enough!" |