| Larry went to his urologist for his exam but was surprised to learn his doctor had a new partner, a gorgeous female urologist. She explained that she was going to handle his prostate exam. "Larry, please lie on your right side, bend your knees, take a deep breath and say 'one hundred.'" Larry did so. Then she said, "Okay, now roll over onto your left side, bend your knees, take a deep breath and say 'one hundred.'" Again, Larry did so. Then she said, "Very good. Now lie on your back with your knees slightly elevated. I will check your prostate with one hand I hold your penis with my other hand. Good. Now take a deep breath and say 'one hundred.'" Larry said, "One... two... three..." |