| What's the difference between a normal politician and
Shashi Tharoor? Normal Politician: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Shashi Tharoor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. Normal Politician: Twinkle, twinkle, little star... Shashi Tharoor: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. Normal Politician: All that glitters is not gold. Shashi Tharoor: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. Normal Politician: Beggars are not choosers. Shashi Tharoor: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. Normal Politician: Dead men tell no tales. Shashi Tharoor: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. Normal Politician: Beginner's luck. Shashi Tharoor: Neophyte's serendipity. Normal Politician: Birds of a feather flock together. Shashi Tharoor: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. Normal Politician: Beauty is only skin deep. Shashi Tharoor: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. Normal Politician: Cleanliness is godliness. Shashi Tharoor: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. Normal Politician: There's no use crying over spilt milk. Shashi Tharoor: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. Normal Politician: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks. Shashi Tharoor: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. Normal Politician: Look before you leap. Shashi Tharoor: Surveillance should precede saltation. Normal Politician: He who laughs last, laughs best. Shashi Tharoor: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. Normal Politician: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Shashi Tharoor: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. Normal Politician: Where there's smoke, there's fire! Shashi Tharoor: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.venance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. |