Filling a Large Void

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    The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman - both divorcees, eventually blossomed into love and finally marriage, but the wedding night turned into a real disaster.

    "You just do not fulfill me sexual expectations," the bride commented the following morning.

    You're right about that." replied the new husband. "But when I promised to fill the void in your life, I simply had no idea that it would be so blooming large!"
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