| A guy was stuck on a desert island for years. Then, from the depths of the ocean, came a stunning dark-haired beauty equipped with scuba gear. She walked slowly, voluptuously, up to the guy and asked very softly, "Would you like a cigarette?" His yes filled with wonder as he answered, "Sure." She unzipped a pocket on the sleeve of her wetsuit, pulled out a pack of cigarettes and a light. She offered him a cigarette, took one herself and lit them both. As they smoked their cigarettes, she asked, "Would you like a martini?" "WoW, Yes" he responded with immense enthusiasm. So she unzipped another pocket, pulled out a shaker of martinis, a couple of glasses and poured them both a drink. She watched him as he sipped his drink and, with a breathtakinly beautiful smile, whispered into his ear, "Would you like to play around?" Amazed at his good fortune, he said, "You've got to be kidding! You've got golf clubs in there, too?" |