| One day, a man came home from work and greeted his wife. Upon seeing him, she asked for $20 to buy meat to fix for dinner that night. He leads her to a mirror, holds up the $20 bill and says to her, "Honey, the $20 in the mirror is yours. The other belongs to me." Satisfied with his ingenious remark, he sits back and the incident is forgotten. The next day, he came home and greeted his wife. When he went in the dining room, the table was laden with meats and delicious foods. Shaken, he asked his wife where she had gotten the money. She leads him to the same mirror and lifts up her skirt, "See that pussy in the mirror? That one belongs to you. The other belongs to the butcher." |