Watching The Obscene Act

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    It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity.

    The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club and see the allegedly obscene act.

    The judge and the jury watched the act once, focusing on the part where a sexy couple performed the "Dance of Love" with a climactic scene of lovemaking on a bearskin rug.

    The jury was unable to decide definitely whether it was obscene or not. So the jury members asked to see the act one more time.

    They watched it carefully again. But they still couldn't reach a decision. So this time they asked the understudies to perform the same act one more time.

    Fortunately, the police involved in the case were very understanding. According to the Detective, "It is a difficult matter. The police have watched the show 175 times."
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