| A Christian family, comprising mom, dad and daughter were sitting around the dinner table with the reverend of their church as their honored guest. The mom told her daughter to start off the prayer so they can start eating dinner already. The daughter hesitated, "But Mom!" After her mom gave her an encouraging look, she started the prayer. She started moaning and groaning, as if she's having an orgasm. She was also screaming, "Oooh, God! Ooooh, Jimmy! Oooh, God! Jimmy! Oh God, oh God!" All of a sudden, her mother stopped her. "What's gotten into you?" She seemed embarrassed and surprised. The daughter then said to her mother, "What? That's what I hear when you pray!" |