You've Got Some Nerve!

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    One day while Little Johnny's dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what's that?"

    "Oh Johnny that's my nerve and your's will be like this one of these days," replies Johnny's dad.

    Anyway the next day while in school Little Johnny really had to pee so he raised his hand and said, "Miss I really need to go to the bathroom."

    "No, not yet there's someone gone", says his teacher.

    Not able to hold it in Little Johnny walks to the garbage can and starts to pee.

    Surprised to see her student peeing in a garbage can with his back to the class, the teacher says, "My Johnny you have some nerve!"

    Little Johnny says, "That's nothing you should see my fathers."
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