| A very talented inventor devised an artificial pussy. You could not distinguish it from the real thing. Realizing what a money maker he had devised, he approached a sea captain who was embarking on a six month cruise. He made an agreement with the captain to split the profits 50/50 and charge each sailor $2.00 to utilize it. Upon the end of the voyage the inventor was standing on the pier awaiting the ship. The ship tied up and the captain came down the gangway. The two embraced and the inventor asked, "'How much did we make?" The captain reached in his pocket, drew out a dollar bill and handed it to the inventor. The inventor blew his stack. He screamed, "What the hell, one dollar, didn't they like it?" The captain responded, "Oh yeah, oh yeah, the first guy liked it so much he ate it!!" |