Condom Saleswoman

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    Lola, a saleswoman for a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a prospective buyer.

    Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her.

    As she was running late for her flight, she simply stuffed them all into her briefcase.

    The cab ride to the airport was delayed by traffic and she had just enough time to throw her ticket at the counter and run onto the plane.

    As she jumped into the airplane, she dropped her briefcase and all the condoms flew out all over the floor in front of all the passengers and crew.

    They all stared amazed at the display and then looked at Lola, who said sheepishly, "I'm meeting a new client."
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