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    A furrier from the United States went to Helsinki, Finland to purchase furs.

    The first night in Helsinki he met a gorgeous blonde named Sanna, and before long the two were alone in his hotel room.

    The encounter turned physical and soon their lovemaking session was complete.

    After they were finished, then the man attempted to chat with Sanna - but it wasn't going well.

    He said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good."

    Sanna replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either!"
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